Meaning of wife

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  1. candy

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    Meaning of wife

    Husband asks," Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...
    Without Information Fighting Everytime"!

    WIFE on hearing this says, "it could also mean-
    With Idiot For Ever".


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    A MAM LOST HIS LIFE

    A man went to police station to report that his wife was lost & missing. There he found another person reporting the same.

    The police man asked the person who was there earlier, "How does your wife look like??"

    That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful & attractive body with blonde hairs"

    Police man noted down those details and asked the other person, "What does your wife look like?"

    He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and find his wife!!!"


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    THE PERFECT HUSBAND

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes."
    WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$65,000."
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
     
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    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
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    :D ;D :D :D ;D
    last 1 is da most funniest 1.. :D
     
  4. bestkid

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    hahahahaha i really like the last 1
     
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    hahahahahahahahhahahaha
    lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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    lolz thats funny i like the last one
     
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    hahahhehehhehe nice sharing :D
     
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    nice ..{(dancing)}
     

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