Lakers Fan , Redneck Road Kill
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.
She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.
Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, named Josh.
The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Lakers fan?"
He says, "Nope. I’m a Sacramento Kings fan!" She says, "Well, why are you a Sacramento Kings fan and not a Lakers fan?"
Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Sacramento Kings fan, and my dad is a Sacramento Kings fan, so I'm a Sacramento Kings fan."
The teacher's not real happy, so she says, "Well, if your mom’s an idiot and your dads an idiot, then what would you be?!"
Josh says, "Then I'd be a Lakers fan!"
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So there were three rednecks walking down a country road. They find a dead opossum that was ran over.
The 1st redneck says, "that there looks tasty"!
The 2nd redneck says, "I don't much like opossum."
The 3rd redneck says, "I'm a waitin for something better.
So... the 1st redneck eats the opossum.
Then, down the road they find a dead rabbit.
The 1st redneck says he's full. The 2nd redneck says he likes rabbit and the 3rd redneck says he's still waitin for something better.
So... the 2nd redneck eats the rabbit.
Further down the road the first two rednecks who ate the opossum and the rabbit start barfing like crazy.
The 3rd redneck says, "Finally, a nice warm meal.
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.
She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.
Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, named Josh.
The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Lakers fan?"
He says, "Nope. I’m a Sacramento Kings fan!" She says, "Well, why are you a Sacramento Kings fan and not a Lakers fan?"
Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Sacramento Kings fan, and my dad is a Sacramento Kings fan, so I'm a Sacramento Kings fan."
The teacher's not real happy, so she says, "Well, if your mom’s an idiot and your dads an idiot, then what would you be?!"
Josh says, "Then I'd be a Lakers fan!"
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So there were three rednecks walking down a country road. They find a dead opossum that was ran over.
The 1st redneck says, "that there looks tasty"!
The 2nd redneck says, "I don't much like opossum."
The 3rd redneck says, "I'm a waitin for something better.
So... the 1st redneck eats the opossum.
Then, down the road they find a dead rabbit.
The 1st redneck says he's full. The 2nd redneck says he likes rabbit and the 3rd redneck says he's still waitin for something better.
So... the 2nd redneck eats the rabbit.
Further down the road the first two rednecks who ate the opossum and the rabbit start barfing like crazy.
The 3rd redneck says, "Finally, a nice warm meal.
