Kya yeh ik joke he...

[jhon121]

Originally Posted by BanjarA
Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?


Quaid-e-Azam khan {)^}){)^}){)^}){)^}){)^}){)^}){)^}){)^})


This is not a joke man!!!

yeh aap k andar ka wo lawa tha jise aap ne bari aasani se ugal deya he...

pathano ne kya karname keye hen,yeh aap jese logo ki tareef k talabgar nahe..

ur rahi baat "pathan vs sikh"ki to yeh muje samaj nahe aarahi k abhi

hum se sikh puchenge k hum ne kya keya kya nahee..

kya yeh aap ki hubulwatani he ya pir..............

deko mere bhai yeh baten aap jo lateefon se hume para rahe ho,is se mulk ko

koi fayada nahee pahunch raha,infact is se fasle barte hen..

joke ki b ik limit honi chahee.aap logon ko hasane k chakar mai yeh b bool gay

k yahe pathan hen jo dushman ki nazron mai hen..

yahe pathan hen jo kal ko aap ki hifazat k leye apna sab kuch dawo pe laga dega..

mai is forum ki wasatat se aap sab bhaioon ur behnoon,ur is khubsoorat

tafreemela k leaders se yeh porzor request karta hoon k in jese logon ko tareef

nahee tankeed ka nishana banayen..


Zindagi kaise bhi jee jayenge,Ek din chupke se mar jayenge, Aaj rehte hai sabke Dil me yaad banke,Kal aansoo ban kar aakhon se nikal jayenge...

aap ki coments ka intezar rahega.....

 

[zulqarnain]

very nice bro....but aapki post mein thory harsh words hain so plz is tarha ghussa mat karein....and thanx 4 posting!!!

 

[jhon121]

Jawab dene ka aap logon ka shukriya...i will try my best to b so polite

 

[Redvirus]

well john first of all ye to thread jis section main post hua tha that waz the jokes section

jaha tk ap bat kar rahy ho pathano ki to it waz just a joke.

no doubt they r brave or ye b koi hadees ni hai k sirf pathan kom he bahadur hoti hai

baki sari komain buzdil hoti hain ya sirf ek wohe hain jo sb ki hifazat karty hain

baki sb fazool hain..........

hum sab pakistani hain hum sub he is ki hifzat farz hai chahy wo kisi b kom sy taluk rakhy

ha jaha tk is joke ki bat hai to wo kuch un h scene of humor ki wja sy bn gaye hain

nthing else so is ko itna seriously lyny ki zarorat ni

n 2nd thing jo ap ny sigh ki kahe to shayed ap history sy wakif ni

k partion k waqt in sigho ny muslmano ko kis bedardi sy mara tha.........

but jaha tk bat hai un k jokes ki to wo b un k scene of humor ki wja sy hain

k wo thory is trha sy sochty hain k dusry logo ko funny lagy.........

bahr hal jaha tk banjara ki post ka taluk hai to us ny wo post jokes section main ki the

bt ap agr us ek joke ko yaha as a serious topic discuss karo gy to may b kafi problems

create hon gi........

so its better ap us ko as a joke he lo...........

baki filhal itna yad rakho we r pakistani n kom chahy koi b ho hifazat hr koi karta hai

border pe sirf pathan kom he ni hai jo jung larti hai bul mulk k har kony sy

har rang o nasal k jawan mulk ki khidmat karta hai..........

hope u will understand my point.

best of luck!!!!

 

[Don]

well u know jhon121 was right too, k mazak mazak may apna mazak mat banao... or jo jokeyahan post kia gaya hai wo joke to kahin say nahi lag wo ek fact hai... or rah baat qiad e azam ki so that was not funy.... we need to need see what we are talkin about?

 

[jhon121]

Salam...

mai ne hal he mai join keya he is forum ko...zyada to mai nahe janta leken wo kehte he na k at the first sight love...to mere sat b aesa hi howa...ur yeh koi aesi heran kon baat b nahe...after all i am pakistani..

secondly mai ne ik chiz note ki he k is forum mai jokes bare maze k hote hen..kuch jokes
mai nafratoon ki sml aati he...khair it's a reality..iska hum inkar nahe kar sakte..it's a part of our life...leken~kya hi acha ho k hum jokes ki ik limit raken...jesa k rules mai lika howa he...pathan hum siraf joke mai hi kyon late hen...it's not that they have sense of humar..
more than any one else...iski waja yeh he k kuch log patano ko bewakoof samajte hen...
yeh ik humari ghalat fahmi he..ise door karne ki zaroorat he..no matter what is the political senario..hum ne ik hona he,pathan punjabhi sab aadm ki ulad hen koi kisi se bara ya bahador nahe,agar mai ne yeh kaha he k "pathan he tumhari hifazat k liye apna sab kuch dawo pe lagaye ga"to iska matlab yeh nahe k sirf pathan he is mulk ki hifazat kar rahe hen..the fact is,k punjabhi bhai army mai sab se zayada hen..one thing~kabhi b aap log yeh mat sochen k dunya mai pathan he sirf bahadur hen..darpok har koom mai hote hen..ur pathan koi aasmani makhlook nahe..bas ik dosre ko ache negah se deken..samne wale ko aesi baat na karen k us k dil ko lage...jokes ki dunya bahut bari he..aadmi mai khud sense of humar ho to wo khud he joke bana lega...nahe to net bara para he...
dil ko khush karna bara mushkil kam he,dil wahe chahta he jo shyad agla nahe chahta..isi note k saat aap ka thankyou karna chahoonga k aap ne rep.keya

Good luck to you!!!

 

[jhon121]

well u know jhon121 was right too, k mazak mazak may apna mazak mat banao... or jo jokeyahan post kia gaya hai wo joke to kahin say nahi lag wo ek fact hai... or rah baat qiad e azam ki so that was not funy.... we need to need see what we are talkin about?

DON you are the Real DON!!!
kuch log sachayee ko nigal nahe sakte...leken aap k jawab ne muje la jawab kar deya he

bro.

thanks and Eid Mubarak!!!

 

[Don]

i think "Pathan" jokes ki duniya may character hai, so is may bura mannay wali koi baat nahi. or is ka reason yeh hai k pathan qoom bahut masoom or sachay dil ki hoti hai, jin ko dosre log aram say apni baton may lay ate hain..... so pathan jokes ki duniya may just ek character hai jayse sarder, there is no offense ....