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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by catchmeifyoucan, Mar 7, 2008.

  1. catchmeifyoucan

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    Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow iz grazing in the field"
    Student : A cow and a bull iz grazing in the field
    Teacher : How?
    Student : Ladiez first.

     
  2. catchmeifyoucan

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    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

    Coke Peete Pepsi Peete
    Bhool Gaye Nimbu Paani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

    MTV Channel V Cool Hain
    Bhool Gaye PTV
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

    Reserve Bank Hain Khali
    Khali Swiss Bank Mein Maal Paani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

    Ideas Hain Naye Naye
    Problem Wohi Purani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

    Hong Kong Main Honeymoon
    New York Main Meri Naani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
    Kapde Hain Amreeki
    Gaadiyan Hain Japani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

    Paanch Saal Mein Chaar Government
    Dekhi Suni Na Jaani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
     
  3. RedRose64

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    lolz nice:)
     
  4. catchmeifyoucan

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    thankz Red Rose
     
  5. Dark

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    lool ap ke terha ka
    niice je
     
  6. Pari

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    heheh nice
     
  7. catchmeifyoucan

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    many many thankz wajdan N pari
     
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    Judge: U r crossing the limits.
    Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
    Judge: How dare you call me saala?
    Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
     
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    ek dost dosre dost se: yaar mein tumahare lya

    africa se ek bander la raha tha lekin wo raste mein hi bhag gya,

    tumahari tarah buhat chalak tha wo,

    dosra dost:tum jo aa gye ho mere lya yehi buhat khusi ki baat hai


     
  10. catchmeifyoucan

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    DIFFERENCES between TV and BV
    1> TV chaley remote sey, BV chaley note sey.
    2> jitne channel TV kay, utney nakhrey BV kay.
    3> TV ko band kiya ja sakta hai, BV ko nahin.
    4> TV hamla nahin karta, BV karti hai.

    SIMILARITIES between TV and BV
    1> dono ka bill aata hai.
    2> dono par interesting or boring program chaltey hain.
    3> dono current martey hain.
    4> dono naye naye hi achey lagtein hain
     
  11. nrbhayo

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    lolzzzzz nice
     

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