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catchmeifyoucan

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow iz grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull iz grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladiez first.
 
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Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Coke Peete Pepsi Peete
Bhool Gaye Nimbu Paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

MTV Channel V Cool Hain
Bhool Gaye PTV
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Reserve Bank Hain Khali
Khali Swiss Bank Mein Maal Paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Ideas Hain Naye Naye
Problem Wohi Purani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Hong Kong Main Honeymoon
New York Main Meri Naani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Kapde Hain Amreeki
Gaadiyan Hain Japani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Paanch Saal Mein Chaar Government
Dekhi Suni Na Jaani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
 
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catchmeifyoucan

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
 
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catchmeifyoucan

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ek dost dosre dost se: yaar mein tumahare lya

africa se ek bander la raha tha lekin wo raste mein hi bhag gya,

tumahari tarah buhat chalak tha wo,

dosra dost:tum jo aa gye ho mere lya yehi buhat khusi ki baat hai

 
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catchmeifyoucan

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DIFFERENCES between TV and BV
1> TV chaley remote sey, BV chaley note sey.
2> jitne channel TV kay, utney nakhrey BV kay.
3> TV ko band kiya ja sakta hai, BV ko nahin.
4> TV hamla nahin karta, BV karti hai.

SIMILARITIES between TV and BV
1> dono ka bill aata hai.
2> dono par interesting or boring program chaltey hain.
3> dono current martey hain.
4> dono naye naye hi achey lagtein hain
 
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