JOB INTERVIEW

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  1. Pari

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    OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


    OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

    CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR


    OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


    OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

    CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR


    OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


    OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

    CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


    OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


    OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

    CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS


    OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


    OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

    CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR


    OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


    OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

    CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


    OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


    OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

    CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE....?


    OFFICER : MP !!!

    CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?


    OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURE
     
  2. HaRrIz

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    Lolzzzz MP .... Udhaaam Chaaa Gayee Tusssi PaRi
     
  3. sweet_syndrella

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    ye shayad repost hai pari ya move kia gaya hai is ko i dont know
     
  4. candy

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    hahaha its so funny :D
     
  5. Dark

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    hehehe
     
  6. sweet-girl

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    {}{678u{}{678u{}{678u
     
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  8. Pari

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    i've no idea.. {}{78iu
    may b app ne 2 times read kara lolz
     
  9. grul.bball

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    hehheheh nice mp
     
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    Pari: kesaa laga joke? {}{78iu

    Tittli: MP{(clapping)}

    Pari: kia matlab?{(thinkg)}


    Tittli: Most Popular.{}{:p
     
  11. mohtarum

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    MP
    Memon Pathan
     
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    hahaha
     
  13. mohtarum

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    Pari: Woh kon log hein jo eger apne kaam se chahein to pakistan world#1 ban jae?
    Zakota: MP
    Pari: Kia matlab?
    Zakota: Memon our Pathan.

    (Its.... a reality......)---->Memon ka dimaagh oor Pathan ki taaqat<-----
     
  14. Pari

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    hehehe...
     
  15. Prince-Farry

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    mei banao pari....MP par.
    Chinno: mei tumhari kia lagti hoo..
    Minto: MPP
    Chinno: What is dat?
    Minto: Mera pehla pyaar yaar..:p
     
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    uuuufff....
     
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    hmm....lol...ny comments though?
     
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    hehe nice jee
     
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