It seems to be......Jokes:D

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  1. farooqrashid

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    A Teacher lecturing on population -
    In India after Every 10 sec a
    woman gives birth to a kid.

    A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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    Sardar-why r all these people running?

    Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

    Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r

    others running?

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    Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence

    into future tense.

    Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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    Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was

    not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary

    Expected".

    After much thought he wrote: Yes!

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    Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant

    it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an

    umbrella and go.

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    Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer

    gave 11cr after

    deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else

    return my 20 Rs

    back.

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    Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

    Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have

    posted it....

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    Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died

    peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the

    passengers in the car he was driving..

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    Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible

    looking thing is what you call modern art ?

    Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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  3. Pari

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    (qy) (qy)
     
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    Tom kitna acha aadmi he dunya ko hansata he. oor hasaaon na{()|dddd
     
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    hahahahah

    hahahahaahehehehehehe (hgj)(hgj)(hgj)(hgj)(hgj)(hgj)(hgj)(hgj)(hgj)(hgj)(hgj)
     
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    hehehehhhehehhehheheheeehhehehehhehehhehh
    hehehehehhhehehh
     
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    v{()|aw{(lol)}{(dance dance)}
     
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    hahahaha

    {}{678u{}{678u(qy)(qy){}{678u{}{678u
     
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    haha lolzzz
     

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