got this on an email and had to post it......hilarious!!!
NOT A STORY BUT A
> TRUE INCIDENT
> THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA .
>
> An Indian man walks into a bank in
>
> New York City and asks for the loan officer.
> He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
> for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
> SS NISANTH
> The bank officer tells him that the bank
>
> ?will need some form of security for the loan,
> so the Indian man hands over the keys
>
> ?and documents of new Ferrari parked
> on the street in front of the bank.
> He produces the title and everything checks out.
> The loan officer agrees to accept
>
> ?the car as collateral for the loan.
>
> The bank's president and its officers
>
> all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
> for using a $250,000 Ferrari
>
> as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
> An employee of the bank then
>
> drives the Ferrari into the bank's
> underground garage and parks it there.
>
> Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
> repays the $5,000 and the interest,
> which comes to $15.41.
> The loan officer says,
> 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
> and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
> but we are a little puzzled.
> While you were away,
> we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
> What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow '$5,000' ?
>
> The Indian replies:
> 'Where else in New York City can I park my car
>
>
> for two weeks for only $15.41
> and expect it to be there when I return''
>
> Ah, the mind of the Indian...
>
> This is why India is shining
NOT A STORY BUT A
> TRUE INCIDENT
> THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA .
>
> An Indian man walks into a bank in
>
> New York City and asks for the loan officer.
> He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
> for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
> SS NISANTH
> The bank officer tells him that the bank
>
> ?will need some form of security for the loan,
> so the Indian man hands over the keys
>
> ?and documents of new Ferrari parked
> on the street in front of the bank.
> He produces the title and everything checks out.
> The loan officer agrees to accept
>
> ?the car as collateral for the loan.
>
> The bank's president and its officers
>
> all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
> for using a $250,000 Ferrari
>
> as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
> An employee of the bank then
>
> drives the Ferrari into the bank's
> underground garage and parks it there.
>
> Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
> repays the $5,000 and the interest,
> which comes to $15.41.
> The loan officer says,
> 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
> and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
> but we are a little puzzled.
> While you were away,
> we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
> What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow '$5,000' ?
>
> The Indian replies:
> 'Where else in New York City can I park my car
>
>
> for two weeks for only $15.41
> and expect it to be there when I return''
>
> Ah, the mind of the Indian...
>
> This is why India is shining
