If Microsoft Built Cars.....

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  1. Prince-Farry

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS..... [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]accept this too. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT" Group Licence. But, then you would have to buy more seats.. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was much more reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but would only run on 10 percent of the roads.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]11. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft (tm) Gas.[/FONT]

     
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