I’m Staying Home from School Today

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  1. bestkid

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    I’m staying home from school today.
    I’d rather be in bed,
    pretending that I have a pain
    that’s pounding in my head.

    I’ll say I have a stomachache.
    I’ll claim I’ve got the flu.
    I’ll shiver like I’m cold
    and hold my breath until I’m blue.

    I’ll fake a cough. I’ll fake a sneeze.
    I’ll say my throat is sore.
    If necessary, I can throw
    a tantrum on the floor.

    I’m sure I’ll get away with it.
    Of that, there’s little doubt.
    But even so, I really hope
    my students don’t find out.​

     
  2. NonStopLeo

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    Nice sharing bestkid
     
  3. nrbhayo

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    nice sharing
     

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