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  1. Pari

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    1 sahab nehayaat duble patle the.. ek rooz woh kamre main stool per khare brush se woh dewaar per rung karre the k un ki BV aiein or kehne lagi "aji.. maine kahan brush ko madbodi se pakarligye.. mai stool dosre kamre main lekar jari hoon :lol:
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    1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
    KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAIN
    PHIR MERI SISTER K 3 BROTHERS K-SE?
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    SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya doon ?
    2ND- Gold ring de de
    1ST- koi bari cheez bata
    2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de.
    <A>sardar ran to catch the donkey.
    >He saw a zebra & started beating it
    >& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai' :lol:
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    A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl shouts
    and says...what r u doing?
    Sardar says: B COM from KHALSA college.
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    Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
    Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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    Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
    Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... :lol:
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    Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
    Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki
    jarahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.:lol:
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    Banta: you cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
    Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
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    Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
    A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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    Tusi baray mazakhiya ho :lol sign:
     
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    :lol: :lol:
     
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    hehehehhehehehe {(moc)}{()|dddd{(moc)}
     
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    hahaha{(goodpost)}
     
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    hmmmm nice he
     
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