Good ones..... Mostly for guys

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  1. Darshi

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    1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
    her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


    2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell to Woman
    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.


    4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
    friends.


    5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
    Woman.
    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral : BE SPECIFIC


    6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
    It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
    Friends.


    7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
    forest.
    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
    him.
    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
    just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
    because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


    8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
    your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
    your life.


    9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


    10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
    from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
    PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


    11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
    Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.


    12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein
     
  2. Don

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    niceee
     
  3. grul.bball

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  4. Waqar Hussain

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    hmmmm nice and lovely sharing janab

    keep it up and thankx for sharing
     
  5. nrbhayo

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    nice jee
     

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