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  1. Dark

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    Kiya Hoga...
    chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
    mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga


    IT Poetry...
    Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
    Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

    Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
    Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

    Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
    Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

    Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
    Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

    Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
    Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

    Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
    Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

    Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
    Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

    Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
    Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

    Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
    Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file


    Phole Gulab Ka...
    Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya,
    Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya


    Jis Waqt
    Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,
    eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,
    phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,
    phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga


    Main So Rahi Thi
    Mein so rahi thi to darwaza khat khataya mein nay socha Mera dil aayaa lkin darwaza khola to bijli kaa bill aayaa

    Kutta ban gaya hoon tere piyaar mein kutta ban gaya hoon Tere piyaar mein yaqeen nahin aata to suun..bhaoo bhaoo


    Before Marriage u're Azaaaadd butttttt after
    marriage u're Barbad.....
    1) 1st Year of Marriage:
    Husband speaks, wife listen.

    2nd Year of Marriage:
    Wife speaks, husband listen.

    3rd Year of Marriage:
    Both speaks, Neighbours listen'...!

    4)shaadi se pehle , " Maine Pyar Kiya "
    shaadi ke baad , " Yeh Maine Kya Kiya "!!!!
    )


    Before marriage
    Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
    Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
    Likin Mumtaz nahi milti....
    After marriage
    Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
    Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
    Likin Mumtaz nahi marti....


    Mizahiya Shayeri:

    I am a girl, why not a boy? I play with books and study about toys. I fly on the earth and walk in the sky. Yesterday night,I saw a sun. In the morning,I ate a gun. I am beautiful but seems ugly, all my friends call me lovely. My friend's name is Bina, I call her Tina. I know English but in Urdu, I met a Christian but he was a Hindu.
    (Submitted By :Faiza wafa )

    Ajj anwer dafattan khayal aya hai us murgh ka shorrba piiney key bad aur bootian khaney key bad allah allah ek berqi sard khaney key tufail us ney kitni umer pai zibah hu janey key baad
    (Submitted By :Faizan )

    Kuch aisa kar duniya mein kadardaan meherbaan jis gali sey guzrey awaz aaye abba jaan abba jan
    (Submitted By: Osman Ghani )

    Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
    Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

    Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
    Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

    Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
    Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

    Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
    Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga

    Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
    Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
    Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
    Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

    Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
    Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo

    Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
    Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per

    Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
    Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara

    Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
    Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

    Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
    Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye

    Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
    Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

    Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
    Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

    Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
    Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen

    Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
    Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya
     
  2. Waqar Hussain

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    {(goodpost)}
     
  3. nrbhayo

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    nice jee..
     

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