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Bewafa Se Kabhi Pyar Nahee Hota,
Marne Ke Baad Intezar Nahee Hota,
Har Kisi Se Dosti Dekh Kar Karna,
Har Insaan Meri Tarah Cool,Sweet Or Smart Nahee Hota..
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Hello Ji..
Haan Ji..
Ji Ji..
Really
Phir
Sachi
Acha Kese?
G Haan
Kiya
Oh Nahee Ji
"Sorry Wrong Number"
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Hamari Dosti Aise Ho Ke Tum Har Raah,
Har Nagar,Har Safar Main Millo
Agar Main Mar Bhi Jaoon To..
Agle Hi Din Baraber Wali Qabar Main Millo..
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Zindagi Main Kamyabi Ki Manzil Ke Liye Khuwab Zarrori Hai
Aur Khuwab Dekhne Ke Liye Neend
To Apni Manzil Ki Pehli Serhi Charho
Aur So Jaoo..
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Man:Rote Kyun Ho?
Pathan:Aik Truck Ki Takar Se Baal Baal Bach Gaya..
Man:Bach To Gaye Ho Phir Kyun Rotey Ho?
Pathan:Truck Ke Peechey Likha Tha Phir Milenge
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Peep..Peep
Heng Heng
Peep..Peep
Henng..!!!
Peeep Peeep Peeep
Hnng Hnng Hnng
Hat Jao Msg Araha Hai..
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Yaqeen Per Yaqeen Dilatey Hain Dost,
Raah Chaltey Ko Bewakoof Banatey Hain Dost,
Cigrette Bol Kar Chars Pilatey Hai Dost,
Per Kuch Bhi Kaho Saale Bohat Yaad Atey Hain Dost..
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Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA
Is Opening A College
The Name Of College Is..
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Women College For Boys..
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Hands Up...!!!
Agar Apni Jaan Piyari Hai To..
Jitney Bhi SMS Inbox Main Hain Sab Send Kardo..
Khabardar Draft Main Kiya Hai Woh Bhi Nikalo...
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Khali Hai Na..
Sala Apun Ko Bhi Khali Aya Tha..
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Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..
Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..
Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..
Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..
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Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Duniya Chor Di Hai..
Ab Aik Madarsa Banaya Hai..
So Plzz..
Balance Ki Surat Main DON Ko Chanda De Kar
Akhrat Sawarein Apka Khadim Haji DON..
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Duniya Ki Har Kali Aik Din Phool Banjati Hai..
Lekin Woh Konsi kali Hai Jo Kabhi Phool Nahee Banti..
Soocho
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Chip-Kali
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Sacha Dost Woh Hai Jo App Ki Ankhon Main Pehley Anso Dekh Le..
Doosra Anso Ponch Le..
Teesra Anso Roke Le..
Aur Chotha Anso Dekhey To Aik Thapper Lagaker Bole Drame Bazi Band Karo..
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Din naya hai,Saal naya hai
Badla badla khayal naya hai
Kalm nayi hai,Alfaz naya hai
Likhne ka andaaz naya hai
Manzil nayi hai,Aghaz naya hai
Ud chalne ko Parvaz naya hai
Kashti nayi hai samandar naya hai
kyuki
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Ab mera Contact No. naya hai

 
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ARZU

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SHADI K DIN QAREEB AYE
TO MAHA KO DIETING KA SHAUQ HUA
MAIN LE AYI SUFI KO,
SUFI PER AITEMAAD JO THA
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SUBAH HUI TO DEKHA..
""NA MAHA THI""
""NA SUFI THA""
 
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ARZU

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7 ANGELS CAME 2 ME N ASKED FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME, WELL BEHAVED,GOOD LOOKING N WELL GROOMED PERSON ON THE EARTH.....

SO, I GAVE UR NAME

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DKEHA KAISA ULLU BANAYA...:{(*
 
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ARZU

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IF PEOPLE SAY U R CRAZY..
BE PATIENT..


IF THEY SAY U R MAD..
JUST RELAX..
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.BUT IF THEY SAY U R CUTE...

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."THAPPER MARO SALON KO JHOOT BOLTE HAIN..""
 
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