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  1. Pari

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    Bewafa Se Kabhi Pyar Nahee Hota,
    Marne Ke Baad Intezar Nahee Hota,
    Har Kisi Se Dosti Dekh Kar Karna,
    Har Insaan Meri Tarah Cool,Sweet Or Smart Nahee Hota..
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    Hello Ji..
    Haan Ji..
    Ji Ji..
    Really
    Phir
    Sachi
    Acha Kese?
    G Haan
    Kiya
    Oh Nahee Ji
    "Sorry Wrong Number"
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    Hamari Dosti Aise Ho Ke Tum Har Raah,
    Har Nagar,Har Safar Main Millo
    Agar Main Mar Bhi Jaoon To..
    Agle Hi Din Baraber Wali Qabar Main Millo..
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    Zindagi Main Kamyabi Ki Manzil Ke Liye Khuwab Zarrori Hai
    Aur Khuwab Dekhne Ke Liye Neend
    To Apni Manzil Ki Pehli Serhi Charho
    Aur So Jaoo..
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    Man:Rote Kyun Ho?
    Pathan:Aik Truck Ki Takar Se Baal Baal Bach Gaya..
    Man:Bach To Gaye Ho Phir Kyun Rotey Ho?
    Pathan:Truck Ke Peechey Likha Tha Phir Milenge
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    Peep..Peep
    Heng Heng
    Peep..Peep
    Henng..!!!
    Peeep Peeep Peeep
    Hnng Hnng Hnng
    Hat Jao Msg Araha Hai..
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    Yaqeen Per Yaqeen Dilatey Hain Dost,
    Raah Chaltey Ko Bewakoof Banatey Hain Dost,
    Cigrette Bol Kar Chars Pilatey Hai Dost,
    Per Kuch Bhi Kaho Saale Bohat Yaad Atey Hain Dost..
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    Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA
    Is Opening A College
    The Name Of College Is..
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    Women College For Boys..
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    Hands Up...!!!
    Agar Apni Jaan Piyari Hai To..
    Jitney Bhi SMS Inbox Main Hain Sab Send Kardo..
    Khabardar Draft Main Kiya Hai Woh Bhi Nikalo...
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    Khali Hai Na..
    Sala Apun Ko Bhi Khali Aya Tha..
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    Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..
    Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..
    Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..
    Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..
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    Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Duniya Chor Di Hai..
    Ab Aik Madarsa Banaya Hai..
    So Plzz..
    Balance Ki Surat Main DON Ko Chanda De Kar
    Akhrat Sawarein Apka Khadim Haji DON..
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    Duniya Ki Har Kali Aik Din Phool Banjati Hai..
    Lekin Woh Konsi kali Hai Jo Kabhi Phool Nahee Banti..
    Soocho
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    Chip-Kali
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    Sacha Dost Woh Hai Jo App Ki Ankhon Main Pehley Anso Dekh Le..
    Doosra Anso Ponch Le..
    Teesra Anso Roke Le..
    Aur Chotha Anso Dekhey To Aik Thapper Lagaker Bole Drame Bazi Band Karo..
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    Din naya hai,Saal naya hai
    Badla badla khayal naya hai
    Kalm nayi hai,Alfaz naya hai
    Likhne ka andaaz naya hai
    Manzil nayi hai,Aghaz naya hai
    Ud chalne ko Parvaz naya hai
    Kashti nayi hai samandar naya hai
    kyuki
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    Ab mera Contact No. naya hai


     
  2. ARZU

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    so Nice........
     
  3. ARZU

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    SHADI K DIN QAREEB AYE
    TO MAHA KO DIETING KA SHAUQ HUA
    MAIN LE AYI SUFI KO,
    SUFI PER AITEMAAD JO THA
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    SUBAH HUI TO DEKHA..
    ""NA MAHA THI""
    ""NA SUFI THA""
     
  4. ARZU

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    7 ANGELS CAME 2 ME N ASKED FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME, WELL BEHAVED,GOOD LOOKING N WELL GROOMED PERSON ON THE EARTH.....

    SO, I GAVE UR NAME

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    DKEHA KAISA ULLU BANAYA...:{(*
     
  5. ARZU

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    IF PEOPLE SAY U R CRAZY..
    BE PATIENT..


    IF THEY SAY U R MAD..
    JUST RELAX..
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    .BUT IF THEY SAY U R CUTE...

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    ."THAPPER MARO SALON KO JHOOT BOLTE HAIN..""
     
  6. Waqar Hussain

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    {(goodpost)}
     
  7. nrbhayo

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    nice...
     

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