Aik memon ka baap mar gaya, He went to a newspaper to publish ad about it. He asked about the rate. Guy at the agency said: Rs. 100 per word. Memon: OK, likho, "Father died" Guy: SIr, you have to publish atleast six words in an ad. Memon: Six words, OK, Chalo, likho, "Ghaffar Bhai Died, Suzuki for sale"