FALL-DOWN DRUNK A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell fat on his face. "May be all I need is some fresh air," through the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. He through. "I'll just brawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "Went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "You left your wheelchair at he bar again."