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  1. Hani

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    Bihari lecturer
    A new Bihari lecturer was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him.

    So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he did not know how to put it in English..

    He went near the guy. Shouted 'follow me'. The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted 'Do not follow me' and went inside the class..



    {}{456 I am coming daily
    A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

    Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.

    Santa replies, 'I am coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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    Sardar and hidden camera
    Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

    Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'

    Santa: 'Hidden camera!'

    Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?'

    Santa: 'That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?'
     
  2. Pari

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    {}{678u {}{678u
     
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    {}{678u {}{678u {}{:p
     
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    nice jee
     
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