Computer definitions

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  1. Darshi

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    BIT:
    A word used to describe computers, as in "Our son's
    computer cost quite a bit."

    BOOT:
    What your friends give you because you spend too
    much time bragging about your computer skills.

    BUG:
    What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny
    computer screen for more than 15 minutes.
    Also: what computer magazine companies do to you
    after they get your name on their mailing list.

    CHIPS:
    The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users
    eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for
    meals.

    COPY:
    What you have to do during school tests because you
    spend too much time at the computer and not enough
    studying.

    CURSOR:
    What you turn into when you can't get your computer
    to perform, as in "You $#% computer!"

    DISK:
    What goes out in your back after bending over a
    computer keyboard for several hours.

    DUMP:
    The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after
    you get a new computer.

    ERROR:
    What you made the first time you walked into a
    computer showroom to "just look."

    EXPANSION UNIT:
    The new room you have to build on to your home to
    house your computer and all its peripherals.

    FILE:
    What your secretary can now do to her nails six and
    a half hours a day, now that the computer does her
    day's work in 30 minutes.

    FLOPPY:
    The condition of a constant computer user's stomach
    due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk
    food (see chips).

    HARDWARE:
    Tools, such as lawn mowers, rakes and other heavy
    equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting
    your computer.

    IBM:
    The kind of missile your family members and friends
    would like to drop on your computer so you'll pay
    attention to them again.

    MENU:
    What you'll never see again after buying a computer
    because you'll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.

    MONITOR:
    Often thought to be a word associated with
    computers, this word actually refers to those
    obnoxious kids who always want to see your
    hall pass at school.

    PROGRAMS:
    Those things you used to look at on your television
    before you hooked your computer up to it.

    RETURN:
    What lots of people do with their computers after
    only a week and a half.

    TERMINAL:
    A place where you can find buses, trains and really
    good deals on hot computers.

    WINDOW:
    What you heave the computer out of after you
    accidentally erase a program that took you three
    days to set up.
     
  2. Dark

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  3. Pari

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    hehe nice sharin!!
     
  4. candy

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    nice sharing

    n welcome back
     
  5. Darshi

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    thnx:)
     
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    mei ke tarif sa be wellcom bolo
     
  7. Waqar Hussain

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    hmmmm nice and lovely work

    thankx for sharing janab
     
  8. nrbhayo

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    nice jee
     
  9. waqas naseer

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    nice shairing
     

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