Broken English by Hindi ppl

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  1. Darshi

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    I talk, he talk; Why do you middle middle talk?
    (beech, beech = middle, middle)

    "Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"

    "Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"

    " Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in "

    " Why are you naat filupping the blanks ? "

    Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter
    continue her studies or get her married :
    " Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry
    her, then marry her ."

    Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :
    " Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations "

    " Don't talk like that in front of my back "

    ""Dont stand in front of my back"

    " Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying . No shock. "

    " Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A. "


    "Repeat again please!"

    "Mistake became wrong!"

    Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

    Pliss, close the fan!

    He/she's my cousin brother/sister

    He/she's my co-brother/sister

    Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.

    Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud

    Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law

    Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off

    Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?

    naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils


    An instructor explaining the working of pendulum:
    " Take an elephant of negligible weight"

    heard in kitchen:
    No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating


    It's so hot! Please on the fan no.

    Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of sul
    phuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.. "

    A gardener scolding three kids : " Both of u three, don't under-stand the tree "
    !!

    "Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in "

    Pune'ites, and Bombay'ites will understand this - " This is not 'parvadable' "
    !!!


    "Issac New Ton is great scientist. In India, apple falls on head and he go
    back to invent Gravity. He is friend and follower of Mahatma Gandhi in fight
    for freedom.There is a statue to him with long coat and long hair. He great

    "A cow has 2 horns with sharp points and Bull between tham. It has 4 legs and
    stands on its own feet". It ended with a touch of logic, "A cow gives milk
    which we drink. Therefore, it is our mother."



    "You three, both of you kneel down together separately"

    "There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"

    "Run with the fence" (alongside)

    "Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)

    "Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)

    "Why aren't you kneel downing?"


    Look at the climate man, it's too hot to play.
    ^^^^^^^
    If you talk, I'll kneel down (Always wished he would, but found
    out that, that's not what he meant)
    Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)

    The principal just passed away.

    Who took out the breeze of my cykill.

    Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).

    My cykill is understanding the tree.


    Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in"!

    Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in"!
     
  2. yasir

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    {}{4rt5
    hihi lolz
     
  3. sweet_syndrella

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    lollllllllllz

    nice
     
  4. yasir

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    bari bat hai tumhari pasand bhi yahi hai kai {}{456
    read kia hai ya nahi kia hai iose {}{78iu {()|dddd {()|dddd
     
  5. yasir

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    BOLLO BOLLO TELL TELL {()|dddd
     
  6. Pari

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    {}{678u {}{678u {}{678u
     
  7. yasir

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    JAWAB DOO KIA HOWA {()|dddd {()|dddd {()|dddd {}{678u {}{678u {}{678u
     
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    kuch nahi
     
  9. yasir

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    sharmaoo nahi bolo bolo
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahaahahah
     
  11. yasir

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    {}{456+
    koi jawab nahi dena kia app ne
     
  12. sweet_syndrella

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    ye kia horaha hai v{()|eq3 v{()|eq3
    phir topic se hat gai kia {()|vbb {()|vbb {()|vbb {()|vbb
     
  13. Waqar Hussain

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    hmmmm nice and lovely sharing janab

    keep it up and thankx for sharing
     
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    hehe nice
     

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