Bihari Jokes

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  1. unique-style

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    1) A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
    Saala pura body headache maar raha hai

    2) A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho
    ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house
    full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.

    3) A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went
    there during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new
    stadiums, newly constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow
    hadn't seen all this ever before. So when he came back to Aligarh
    people asked him as to how did he like Delhi, he was too excited and
    said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura delhi chamak chamak raha
    tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha tha lekin yaar ek
    cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka speed
    breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn't figure out what is a
    flyover).

    4) A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek
    Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is
    no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted
    and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless you say it
    correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad
    and said "Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang
    rahen hain".

    5) This incident happened when we were in college. Two Biharis
    talking to each other, "Aaj Mother teresa aa rahen hai Kennedy
    Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na , hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp
    pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn't know who is Mother Teresa and
    replied back," nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin
    dekhte hain.

    6) There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when
    the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and
    so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets , this fellow
    answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the
    T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why
    do I have a monthly pass.


     
  2. sweet-girl

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  3. shahzaibdgr8

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  4. candy

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    nice lolo
     
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    ha ha ha
     
  6. HaRrIz

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    Hehehe huhuhuhu hahaha
     
  7. Pari

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    he he he he... i like the last one most :D
     
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    Dentonic Zadah Mat Khilkhilao :p
     
  9. mohtarum

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    Bihaarion se bach ke rahiey ga aap.....wese kahi aap khud bhi too???...{}{76ytÖoh my God!
     
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    hehe ...
     
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    haha nice...
     

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