Ali,s Collection

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Alireqaa, Jul 9, 2008.

  1. Alireqaa

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    Son: abbu jan ap lambay hotay ja arahay hain..
    Father: (khush hotay huaye)Aray tumhay kesay pata chala?
    Son: apka sar balon se nikalta aa raha hai..







    Coke Peete Pepsi Peete
    Bhool Gaye Nimbu Paani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
    MTV Channel V Cool Hain
    Bhool Gaye PTV
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
    Reserve Bank Hain Khali
    Khali Swiss Bank Mein Maal Paani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
    Ideas Hain Naye Naye
    Problem Wohi Purani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
    Hong Kong Main Honeymoon
    New York Main Meri Naani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
    Kapde Hain Amreeki
    Gaadiyan Hain Japani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
    Paanch Saal Mein Chaar Government
    Dekhi Suni Na Jaani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
    Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

    Ek CHOOZEY ne SHERNI ko purpose kia
    SHERNI ne kaha:=-
    abey chal tu ne apna jism, jan,
    height dekhi hey.

    CHOOZA bola:=-
    Madam in sub ko chhor
    mera confidence dekh,





    Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
    Maa se ho to Ibadat
    Baap se ho to Muqaddas
    Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
    Behen se ho to Farz
    Aur BV se ho to...

    Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu ...
     
  2. Pari

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  3. Prince-Farry

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    Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
    Maa se ho to Ibadat
    Baap se ho to Muqaddas
    Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
    Behen se ho to Farz
    Aur BV se ho to...

    Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu ...[/quote]

    haha dis 1 is gud 1...lol....
     
  4. Alireqaa

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    Ali

    thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxx pari.....
     
  5. Alireqaa

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    Ali

    thanxxxxxxxxxx dear....
     
  6. unique-style

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    Lolzzzzz {(moc)}
    nice collection
     
  7. sweet-girl

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    Hahahaha
     
  8. St0rm

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  9. Hans_Mukh

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    Nice Collection
     
  10. Huda

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  11. Silvermist

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  12. nrbhayo

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    nice jee
     

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