50 SMS about Mizer Person !!!

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  1. Memon

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    1:::::
    Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle...
    Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen...
    Kheriat To Hai...
    Ae Customer Aaj Tujhe Hua Kya Hai...??


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    yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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    latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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    ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?


    3:::::
    O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
    Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
    kisey da dil na torna,
    Mgar sms karrna na chadna


    4:::::
    saare gawahon our bayanon ko MAD-E-nazar rakhte huwe ye Adalat dafa 420 k tahet SMS parhne wale ko SMS NA BHEJINE K JURM ME.....
    KANJOOS, Qarar deti hai.


    5:::::
    Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
    Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
    Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
    VIBRATION on kerna,
    or lassi bana ke pi lena


    6:::::
    Nigahon ko kiski talash hoti hai,
    Dil mein kisi kisi ki aas hoti hai,
    Tere bin kisi cheez ki kami tu nahi,
    Mgr teri sms bin tabiat kharab hoti hai.


    7:::::
    O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
    Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
    kisey da dil na torna,
    Mgar sms karrna na chadna


    8:::::
    Masrofiat*
    Kanjusi*
    Gurbat*
    Laparwahi*
    Narazgi*
    Ghuroor*
    Hath ki chot*
    Mobile ki kharabi*
    Alfaz ki qillat*
    Ya koi aur wajah hai message na karne ki???


    9:::::
    Message pe message bhejte ho,
    bhej bhej kar bhaja kharab karte ho,
    bhajte ho to kya bhejte ho,
    dusron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.


    10:::::
    Muskurahat ap ke sms say milti hay,Dil ko rahat ap k sms say milti hay,Band mat karna kabhi sms ka darwaza,kyunki Dil ki yeh darkan ap ke sms say chalti hay.


    11:::::
    Diya hai uper wale ne Mobile to
    Inta to kadar kiya karo
    Karo na karo call.. par hazoor
    do-char SMS to kiya karo
    hey! keep missing me & win Xciting prizes!
    1st Prize
    LOTS OF LUV
    2nd Prize
    LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP
    3rd Prize
    FREE STAY IN MY HEART.
    Offer valid till I die,


    12:::::
    Nigahon ko kiski talash hoti hai,
    Dil mein kisi kisi ki aas hoti hai,
    Tere din kisi cheez ki kami tu nahi,
    Mgr teri sms bin tabiat kharab hoti hai.


    13:::::
    Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,
    Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega.
    Kya lekar aaya tha?
    Kya lekar jayega?
    Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
    Tu kitna chillar bachayega?


    15:::::
    Ram Ram frendwa kaisn ho,
    hamar se koi galti hui gawa kya?
    Tohar smswa ke darshan kiye 1 jamana beet gava,
    tanik ek dui smswa bhijwai do hamar tuntuniya pe.


    16:::::
    Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai,
    kisiko satane ki bhi had hoti hai,
    sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
    mufat ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti hai.


    17:::::
    Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
    hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
    ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
    kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari.


    18:::::
    aapki missed call bindaas hai,
    aapke sms lajawab hai,
    kabhi kabhi call bhi kar liya karo,
    suna hai aapki aawaz first class hai.


    19:::::
    Message pe message bhejte ho,
    bhej bhej kar bhaja kharab karte ho,
    bhajte ho to kya bhejte ho,
    dusron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.


    20:::::
    if u have one father call me,
    if u have two fathers than miss call me
    if u have three fathers than sms me
    if i am ur father than no response.


    21:::::
    Last Night Moon Said to me If your Friend Could not SMS to you. Why could not leave your friend
    I look back at the moon and said.
    Ohe!
    koi banda Gareeb Vi honda ha.


    22:::::
    Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham(Meray SMS na Hongay KAM)
    Kabhi Alvida Na kehna (SMS kartay rehna)
    Dhoom(..Mera SMS parh k jhoom)
    Hera Pheri (Ab SMS KI bari Teri).


    23:::::
    Rah rah kar apki yaad aati hai, sms na aane ki wajah satati hai, sochte rahe hum zaroor koi gham hai, yaa ab aapke dil me hamare liye jagah kam he.?


    24:::::
    Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every SMS is a sign of rememberance.--


    25:::::
    keep messaging me,
    win xcting prizes:
    1st pries a lot of love.
    2end pries life time frindship with me.
    3erd pries free stay in my heart


    26:::::
    B4 u speak - listen,
    B4 u write - think,
    B4 u spend - earn,
    B4 u criticise - wait,
    B4 u pray - forgive,
    B4 u quit - try,
    B4 u msg others - msg me


    27:::::
    sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,
    Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain? Batao!


    28:::::
    ---
    ".__""
    "_/.."_"
    "e_,".;( )
    c"./c,./-c./
    ja tommy ja. ja log mujhay masege nahe kertay un kay MOBILE par su su ker aa


    29:::::
    kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
    kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
    roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
    kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..!


    30:::::
    Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai,Kisi ko sataneki bhi had hoti hai, SMS bhejne ki koshish karo Dost,Mufat ke sms padneki bhi had hoti hai...


    31:::::
    SMS TO EK BAHANA THA IRADA TO AAPKA EK PAL CHURANA THA, YAAD KARE NA KARE KOI BAAT NAHI, AAPKI YAAD AATI HAI, BUS ITNA BATANA THA...!!


    32:::::
    luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.


    33:::::
    When I send SMS to u, it doesn"t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.


    34:::::
    Rab se dua karte he ki mere dost ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile,aur jo hame sms nahi karte unhe apni girlfriend se sister jaisa pyar mile...


    35:::::
    Arz kia hai.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai (WAH WAH WAH)....TALIYAN.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai... khafa ho hum se ya balance kum hai..


    36:::::
    Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...


    37:::::
    Normal Heart ECG
    _,-,_/! -,-._/.-
    " I/
    My ECG When U
    SMS
    _/I _/I _/I _/I
    _/I _/I _/I
    & look wat happened when u dont
    SMS ---------------- Straight Line


    38:::::
    Youn to hum kisi ka peecha nahin karte,
    Dard-e dil liya aur dia nahin karte,
    Kismat kee baat hai dillagi aap se hai,
    Warna...apne keemtee SMS kisi ko kia nahin karte...


    39:::::
    ae khuda tu kisi ko mobile na de,Agar de to uss main sms ka system na de,Agar sms ka system de to credit na de,Agar credit de to sms karnay ka hosla bhi de.


    40:::::
    baywaja kisi ko sataya nahi kartay ,
    had say zayada kisi ko rulaya nahi kartay ,
    jin kii sansay chalti hoon app kay sms say,
    unkoo apnay sms ke lie tarpaya nahi kartay


    41:::::
    Being near is not the meaning of being dear. I may be far from u but msgs are bridges to make u feel that I always Remember You!


    42:::::
    Chandi ke diwaar na todi
    Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya
    ik pehlwaan ki baiti ne kuch paison ke liye sms karna Chodiya.



    43:::::
    Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..


    44:::::
    Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Jo reply na kare Uska Mobile FANAA ho jaye.


    45:::::
    Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass.


    46:::::
    haqeeqat samjho ya fasana..
    begana kaho ya dewana..
    suno is dil ka afsana..
    ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana..


    47:::::
    congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION"


    48:::::
    Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR


    49:::::
    Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you don"t worry, missed call is still free


    50:::::
    I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
     
  2. S4saad

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    Oh !!! Wow What a wonderful Collection

    Kitni Achi sms ki collection hai ... app tu abhi new hain is forum mein lekin itne ache ache threat post ker rahe hain... ab tu muje yakin ho gaya k ap waqiii kisi form k moderator the.....
    You best School Friend
    Saad....
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    nice....
     

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