Jokes

[pattielynn]

lolz b to ek he h.........yeh muslim h........

nam ka sirf..tatto dekhee hain is kee....sirf nam ka muslman hain huh..is se acha too niall horan hain..

 

[FaRiShtay BaHaRay]

ohh..chall aiii terii ourr is se baat...

nae manna to na sahi.......teri marzi

 

[Dil_Jan]

dil to bacha ha

 

[FaRiShtay BaHaRay]

nam ka sirf..tatto dekhee hain is kee....sirf nam ka muslman hain huh..is se acha too niall horan hain..

jo b h.........hmy kya

 

[Azeyy]

3 kamchor mil k khana
kha rhe thy,
unko namak km laga,
1bola"jo pehle boly ga
wo namak laye ga.
Sb bethey rahe.
na koi bola,
na khaya, 3din aise he
guzar gaye,
teeno behosh ho gye.
Logo ne murda samaj
kar janaza parhaya.
jab pehle waley ko
qabar mein utarne lage
to
woh
bola
"oye mai zinda hu"Baki
2no bhi usi waqt
boly"chal putr namk le k
aa"
hahaha​

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@Leeza_Rose,@rockerxx,@ChoCo broo ap b a jao yaha ap ki kami mehsoso hu rahi ha......dehku @Chulbuli ney kitni cute thread banai ha..........​

 

[pattielynn]

nae manna to na sahi.......teri marzi

hoo hii nhii sakta ourr waisee bhii yee canada nhii stanfordd rehta hain..

 

[pattielynn]

3 kamchor mil k khana​

kha rhe thy,​

unko namak km laga,​

1bola"jo pehle boly ga​

wo namak laye ga.​

Sb bethey rahe.​

na koi bola,​

na khaya, 3din aise he​

guzar gaye,​

teeno behosh ho gye.​

Logo ne murda samaj​

kar janaza parhaya.​

jab pehle waley ko​

qabar mein utarne lage​

to​

woh​

bola​

"oye mai zinda hu"Baki​

2no bhi usi waqt​

boly"chal putr namk le k​

aa"​

hahaha​

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@Leeza_Rose,@rockerxx,@ChoCo broo ap b a jao yaha ap ki kami mehsoso hu rahi ha......dehku @Chulbuli ney kitni cute thread banai ha..........

hahahha....koii haall nhiii..

 

[FaRiShtay BaHaRay]

hoo hii nhii sakta ourr waisee bhii yee canada nhii stanfordd rehta hain..

janab jb canada gya tha tb papa czn mily the is se..........J B b tha is k 7.

 

[pattielynn]

jo b h.........hmy kya

tujhee nhii hoo ga me ko too hain....

 

[pattielynn]

janab jb canada gya tha tb papa czn mily the is se..........J B b tha is k 7.

papa ourr czn mile thee tuu to nhii..

 

[Azeyy]

hahahha....koii haall nhiii..

hall mera theek ha wo pochney ki load nai u ko yar.................

 

[FaRiShtay BaHaRay]

papa ourr czn mile thee tuu to nhii..

meri bt krwai thi czn ne......me kya bol rahi hoon kb se.bt hoe h hamari

 

[Azeyy]

Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya....
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Budha:"Sorry...
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Ladki:"Andha hai
kya...Dikhta nahi..
Ladki Jaise hi Aage badhi,
Ek handsome ladka us ladki se
takra gaya...
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Ladka:"Sorry...
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Ladki:"It's okay..
Budha ladki se bolta hai"MERI
SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI
KYA.. ??"....iffee​

 

[Azeyy]

meri bt krwai thi czn ne......me kya bol rahi hoon kb se.bt hoe h hamari

wo bhagg gaie ha ab bolney ka koi faida nai.......

 

[Azeyy]

Husband Biwi Se:"
Pani Pila Do...
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Biwi:" Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):" Nahi"Gala Check
Karna Hai
Kahin se"LEAK"to Nahi Hai ​

 

[Dil_Jan]

kidar ga sab

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

kidar ga sab

hahahah dil jan kya gunda gherdi layii vi h tmne or wo b mre thread m

 

[Dil_Jan]

hahahah dil jan kya gunda gherdi layii vi h tmne or wo b mre thread m

acha wo ganda ha to ya kasa ha

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

acha wo ganda ha to ya kasa ha

kya kesa h???????????

 

[Dil_Jan]

kya kesa h???????????

kuch nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii