Facing Life

[Masoom_girl]

lol bas baten he karni hain na to batao abi kya tym hua hay

hha han srf bten hen kerni hen abhi too subh ke 10 bje hein

 

[Asheer]

@Asheer humein pta kese chlega k kitne posts huye hen or kitne baki hen :/ ?

like k barabar me dekho

 

[Masoom_girl]

like k barabar me dekho

OH ABHI TO 300 PARI HEIN

 

[Asheer]

hha han srf bten hen kerni hen abhi too subh ke 10 bje hein

1 hath me kitni ungliyan hoti hain

 

[Asheer]

OH ABHI TO 300 PARI HEIN

me inni sari ni kar sakta

 

[Masoom_girl]

1 hath me kitni ungliyan hoti hain

shyd 6 hoti hein

 

[Asheer]

shyd 6 hoti hein

lol zara bahar ja kar suraj k taraf dekho k kis side pe hay

 

[Masoom_girl]

lol zara bahar ja kar suraj k taraf dekho k kis side pe hay

east ke trf he

 

[Masoom_girl]

tm pagl hoo ya phr srf pagloon wali bten kerte hoo @Asheer

 

[Masoom_girl]

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they
Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya
Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!
Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?

 

[Masoom_girl]

Pathan:”Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do”.
BV:”aakhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai hi nahi, pankha chala diya to mombatti bujh jayegi

 

[Masoom_girl]

1st Pathan:
O yara Bike q tez krdi.
2nd Pathan:
Break fail ho gya ha is se pehle accident ho jai jaldi se ghar phuch jate hen.
1st Pathan:
Good!
or tez,or tez!

 

[Asheer]

tm pagl hoo ya phr srf pagloon wali bten kerte hoo @Asheer

me pagal b hon or paglon wali baten b karta hon

 

[Masoom_girl]

Sardar In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What is Microsoft Excel?”
sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer

 

[Masoom_girl]

me pagal b hon or paglon wali baten b karta hon

ahhah mujhe laga tum bhg gye

 

[Masoom_girl]

3 sardar after exam
1st yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon
2nd main b
3rd shit yaar teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki haa

 

[Masoom_girl]

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai
Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.

 

[Masoom_girl]

Pathan:
Maa hum bara ho k airforce
Me jay ga
Maa:
Beta mujhe kese pata chalega
k ye mera bete ka jahaz hy
Pathan:
Hum GUZARTE waqt ghar pe
BOMB Phenk daiGa.

 

[Asheer]

ahhah mujhe laga tum bhg gye

ni abi yahin pe hon

 

[Masoom_girl]

ni abi yahin pe hon

roko har jayege